5 surgeons. Five surgeons are discussing the types of people they like to operate on. The first surgeon says: I like to see accountants on my operating table because when I open them up, everything inside is numbered. The second responds: Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color-coded. The third surgeon says: No, I really think librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order. The fourth surgeon chimes in: You know, I like construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over. But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: You're all wrong ----- Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine. Plus, the head and the ass are interchangeable.