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Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Tropo, 18th Mar, 2009.

  1. Tropo

    Tropo Well-Known Member

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    5 surgeons.
    Five surgeons are discussing the types of people they like to operate on.

    The first surgeon says:
    I like to see accountants on my operating table because when I open them up, everything inside is numbered.

    The second responds:
    Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color-coded.

    The third surgeon says:
    No, I really think librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order.

    The fourth surgeon chimes in:
    You know, I like construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.

    But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed:
    You're all wrong ----- Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
    There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine.
    Plus, the head and the ass are interchangeable.
     
  2. Chris C

    Chris C Well-Known Member

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    AHAHA - nothing like a good joke to start the morning!
     
  3. Billv

    Billv Getting there

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    yeah nice but if you were a politician you wouldn't be laughing....:D
     
  4. Chris C

    Chris C Well-Known Member

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    They are not ignorant of their own ways. They know they are people pleasing, popularist junkies...