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A Blondes Year in Review.

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  1. Tropo

    Tropo Well-Known Member

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    A Blondes Year in Review.

    January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

    February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print
    labels.....Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!

    March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6
    months.....box said "2-4 years!"

    April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!

    May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of
    water won't fit into those little packets!!!

    June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a
    slope.

    July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later,
    the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

    August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....car swamped
    because soft-top was open.

    September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

    October - Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel.

    November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1
    hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!

    December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven"
    button on the stupid phone!!!

    What a year!!
    :)