Read these in the SMH today and thought someone might get a laugh out of them. Poor REA's are given such a hard time over common spelling errors in their ads that I'm sure most of them would be happily hiring proof readers if they could only afford it Some recent examples: Property in Penrith advertised as having "duel access"- buyers are obviously expected to fight for the property! Property in Tassie has STD problems, evidently, with a house being put forward as "not your usual brick venereal home" But I thought the funniest one was the old Smith Family headquarters on Crown St (Sydney) was promoted as "a floorless opportunity!"- What a hoot! Makes you wonder whether or not it was safe to enter!!