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Bathtub Test

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Tropo, 20th Oct, 2006.

  1. Tropo

    Tropo Well-Known Member

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    Bathtub Test


    It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and
    this should help get you started.

    During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what
    the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be
    institutionalized.

    "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a
    teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to
    empty the bathtub."

    "Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the
    bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

    "No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug.

    Do you want a bed near the window?"

    DID YOU PASS, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEAR MINE? :p
     
  2. Redwing

    Redwing Well-Known Member

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    I saw a psychiatrist once..however, we're still waiting to see what his psychiatrist has to say ;)

    Basically I've come to the conclusion that I'm a Schizophrenic and so am I..and that there's no such thing as being paranoid "its just a higher state of awareness" :D
     
  3. Mark Laszczuk

    Mark Laszczuk Well-Known Member

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    I passed, but I saw that one coming from a mile away.

    Mark