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Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Tropo, 20th Jun, 2006.

  1. Tropo

    Tropo Well-Known Member

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    On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state her husband readily agreed.

    This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for the next 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.

    Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state. During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate down sizing, and he had been let go. It was unlikely that at the age of 55, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.

    Calmly, his wife handed him a record of a share portfolio which showed thirty years of investments and totalled over $3 million. She explained that for the 30 years she had charged him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her investments in the sharemarket.

    Faced with evidence of share holdings worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, "If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!"

    THAT'S WHEN SHE SHOT HIM!

    You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut....
     
  2. Redwing

    Redwing Well-Known Member

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    I dont understand..why did she shoot him:confused:


    And your supposed to be *honest*?

    What kind of story is that..its just wrong :D


    Redwing
     
  3. Mark Laszczuk

    Mark Laszczuk Well-Known Member

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    Redwing,

    Just in case you weren't joking, here's a clue.

    'Faced with evidence of share holdings worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, "If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!" '

    Thanks for that Mark, very cool.

    Mark
     
  4. Tropo

    Tropo Well-Known Member

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    Hey Mark,
    I found this pretty cool as well.
    PS - Watch your business...hahahahaaaaa...:p
    :cool:
     
  5. Tzaki

    Tzaki Well-Known Member

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    Hmmm, would that investment come under ASSetts?:eek:
     
  6. Tropo

    Tropo Well-Known Member

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    O YES !!!!:D :D