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  1. Tropo

    Tropo Well-Known Member

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    These classifieds actually ran in newspapers - a smile for your day...

    FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
    8-years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites!

    FREE PUPPIES:
    1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

    FREE PUPPIES..
    Mother, AKC German Shepherd..
    Father, Super Dog...able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

    FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
    Looks like a rat. Been out a while.
    Better be a big reward.

    COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
    Also 1 gay bull for sale..

    NORDIC TRACK
    $300 Hardly used, call Chubby..

    GEORGIA PEACHES
    California grown - 89 cents/lb.

    JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
    Must sell washer and dryer $300.

    WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
    Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.

    And the best one?:

    FOR SALE BY OWNER:
    Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition.
    $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed,
    Got married last month. Wife knows everything.
     
  2. Jacque

    Jacque Team InvestEd

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    Haha! Love the last one in particular :D
    What's that saying "Happy Wife Happy Life"?