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  1. Tropo

    Tropo Well-Known Member

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    For those of you who watch what you eat,
    here's the final word on nutrition and health.


    1. The Japanese eat very little fat
    and suffer fewer heart attacks than
    the English.

    2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat
    and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English

    3. The Chinese drink very little red wine
    and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English

    4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine
    and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English

    5.. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats
    and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.

    CONCLUSION
    Eat and drink what you like.
    Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
     
  2. Simon Hampel

    Simon Hampel Co-founder Staff Member

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    I'd say it's probably the weather in England :rolleyes:
     
  3. Chris C

    Chris C Well-Known Member

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    Note to self, learn a second language...

    :D
     
  4. Billv

    Billv Getting there

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    No, it's your english wife
    Get yourself a Japanese one and you will be fine :D
     
  5. Andrew Newman

    Andrew Newman Well-Known Member

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    What about Aussies? Surely we don't consider ourselves English!