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Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Tropo, 21st Dec, 2006.

  1. Tropo

    Tropo Well-Known Member

    17th Aug, 2005
    Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
    A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals"

    A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding
    On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they
    had been so good that each one of them could have one wish.
    The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband.

    Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.
    The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger...
    Whoosh...immediately he turned ninety!!!
    Gotta love that fairy!

    One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt.
    Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me,
    "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
    "It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
    He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma."

    And they say blondes are dumb...

  2. Jacque

    Jacque Team InvestEd

    16th Jun, 2005
    Where do you dig up all these jokes from, Tropo?!!

    The sweatshirt joke reminds me of a male acquaintance whose wife came home after an unexpected weekend trip to find him blowdrying a shirt, and when questioned, said that the label said not to tumble dry so he thought he'd better do it this way instead!! By the way, there was no rush for the shirt to be dry.... I don't think he'd ever hung an article out on the line ever.....

    Bit sad really :D