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Medical Alert!

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Tropo, 26th Jul, 2008.

  1. Tropo

    Tropo Well-Known Member

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    MEDICAL ALERT!

    The Centre for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically.
    This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK).
    If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues, or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT.
    This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises.

    Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER).
    Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
    You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends.

    If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life
     
  2. Billv

    Billv Getting there

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    Tropo

    Actually you can have more than 5 friends and still be infected.

    It's irresistible.
    Many of us are addicted and can't do without it.
    The rest of us also want to touch it.
    It got to the stage where we all volunteer for it.

    The truth though is, if we didn't want to be infected we wouldn't be going to work...:D

    Cheers