Seperation Certificate

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  1. k-girl

    k-girl Active Member

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    Coop!

    You know my ex? :p
     
  2. coopranos

    coopranos Well-Known Member

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    haha!
    you shouldnt have any dramas with RJ though, from that pic he looks completely normal, and should not have any 'Roid Rage at all.
    Any man who has a picture of himself flexing on a public internet forum has gotta be gold eh? ;)

    All in jest RJ, dont get Roid Ragey on me ;)
     
  3. k-girl

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    Well I don't know RJ, I think I might like too, but I'm not sure yet, maybe he's short and that would be a dealbreaker. Besides RJ is probably married and has like 6 kids - so again dealbreaker.

    BTW I'm hideously ugly so that might be a dealbreaker for him.

    THAT might just be the reason I need a seperation certificate :eek:
     
  4. ramone_johnny

    ramone_johnny Well-Known Member

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    Jesus...what is this invested-dating.com.au?

    Im actually 6 foot 2 (and a half) :D

    Coop your posts crack me up man. Ahh the wonderful memories of living in Woodridge...

    No kids, no desire to have kids, no dramas, no hassles - just a passion for wealth creation!

    CHA CHING! :D

    RJ
     
  5. k-girl

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    Hey - good idea RJ. Where else can you meet an upwardly mobile guy? :confused:

    So I could wear heels? ;)

    Question - Does a passion for wealth creation = happiness on a lonely summer evening?

    RJ - you never answered my earlier question btw.
     
  6. ramone_johnny

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    What question? And why would I be lonely when I have all my money to roll around in! :D

    RJ
     
  7. coopranos

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    oh man now im going to vomit.
     
  8. k-girl

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    RJ - what does one wear when they are rolling in $$$
     
  9. ramone_johnny

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    A big smile - come over Ill show you.

    [​IMG]

    RJ
     
  10. k-girl

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    Do I have to bring my own notes?
     
  11. Mark Laszczuk

    Mark Laszczuk Well-Known Member

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    HAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

    Burn!

    Mark
     
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    The Bank of RJ

    RJ,
    I'm a bit tight this week due to the Lawyers fees........ Could you spot me a couple of grand?
     
  14. ramone_johnny

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    Easy Mark - youre no oil painting yourself :p

    Not sure on the loaner - be putting a deposit down tomorrow morning on two blocks *fingers crossed

    Why not hit the ex up? :D

    RJ
     
  15. k-girl

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    Not sure about his manliness but at least he's not 33 ;)

    Wow - good luck! Make sure you don't roll too much in da $ - the bank might ask you questions if the notes are **icky

    ROFL - moochers aren't known to lend loot. But he did buy me dinner tonight so thats a +.
     
  16. ramone_johnny

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    No I think Marks older - but hes cute in his own way :D

    Dinner with the ex aye? One of those "convenient" breakup relationships.

    RJ
     
  17. k-girl

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    Just trying to be nice until the i's are dotted and the t's are crossed.
     
  18. ramone_johnny

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    Oh I can see it now...

    "Just sign here honey, thats it, just there on the dotted line - here would you like to use my pen?"

    *Ex signs paperwork

    "You &%#&^%!)! so and so - Im outta here" SLAP! :D

    Nice

    RJ
     
  19. k-girl

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    OUCH!!! :eek:

    You've had your heart stomped on RJ. :mad:

    I promise I'll be gentle with you ;)
     
  20. ramone_johnny

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    Just give me a moment to slip into something more comfortable.

    RJ