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Telemarketer techniques :)

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Jacque, 7th Apr, 2006.

  1. Jacque

    Jacque Team InvestEd

    16th Jun, 2005
    Some more tips doing the email rounds.....


    Three Little Words That Work!!

    1) The three little words: "Hold On, Please..."
    Saying this, while putting down your phone and walking off instead of hanging-up immediately) would make each telemarketing call so
    much more time-consuming that boiler room sales would grind to a halt.
    Then when you eventually hear the Telstra's "beep-beep-beep" tone, you know it's time to go back and hang up your handset, which has
    efficiently completed its task.
    These three little words will help eliminate Telephone soliciting.

    (2) Do you ever get those annoying phone calls with no one ON the other end?
    This is a telemarketing technique where a machine makes phone calls and records the time of day when a person answers the phone.
    This technique is used to determine the best time of day for a "real" sales person to call back and get someone at home.
    What you can do after answering, if you notice there is no one there, is to immediately start hitting your # button on the phone, 6 or 7
    times, as quickly as possible. This confuses the machine that dialed the call and it kicks your number out of their system. >

    3: When you get those "pre-approved" letters in the mail for everything from credit cards to 2nd mortgages and similar type junk, do
    not throw away the return envelope. Most of these come with postage-prepaid return envelopes, right?
    It costs them more than the regular 50 cents postage "IF" and when they receive them back.
    It costs them nothing if you throw them away! In that case, why not get rid of some of your other junk mail and put it in these cool
    little, postage-prepaid return envelopes.
    Send an ad for your local chimney cleaner to American Express.
    Send a pizza coupon to Westpac.
    If you didn't get anything else that day, then just send them their blank application back!
    If you want to remain anonymous, just make sure your name isn't on anything you send them.
    You can even send the envelope back empty if you want to just to keep them guessing! It still costs them $1.00
    The banks and credit card companies are currently getting a Lot of their own junk back in the mail, but folks, we need to OVERWHELM
    them. Let's let them know what it's like to get lots of junk mail, and best of all they're paying for it... Twice!

    Let's help keep Australia Post busy since they are saying that e-mail is cutting into their business profits, and that's why they need to increase postage costs again. You get the idea!
    If enough people follow these tips, it will work ---- maybe you'll get very little junk mail anymore.
  2. Tropo

    Tropo Well-Known Member

    17th Aug, 2005
    Very good ideas !!!!!!!!

    Some time ago I tried this:
    Phone rang.
    I picked up a handset and instead saying hello ... I said :
    KGB can WE help you.......?
    After 30 sec of silence on the other end I hanged up. I got no more calls.

    Try this one day.... :D
  3. Alan

    Alan Well-Known Member

    15th Aug, 2005
    I often just pass the phone to my 2yo daughter.

    She loves talking to them!

    :D :D
  4. perky

    perky Well-Known Member

    15th Aug, 2005
    I like number 2, will have to try that :)