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  1. Mark Laszczuk

    Mark Laszczuk Well-Known Member

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    > THE HUSBAND STORE
    >
    > The Husband Store
    > A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City,
    > where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at
    > the entrance is a description of how the store operates.
    >
    > You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the
    > attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights.
    >
    > There is, however, a catch: you may choose any man from a particular
    > floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down
    > except to exit the building!
    >
    > So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first
    > floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
    >
    > The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love
    > kids.
    >
    > The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids,
    > and are extremely good looking.
    >
    > "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
    >
    > She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These men
    > have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the
    > housework.
    >
    > "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
    >
    > Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads: Floor 5 - These
    > men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the
    > housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
    >
    > She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the
    > sign
    > reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are
    > no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are
    > impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
    >
    > A new wives store opened across the street.
    >
    > The first floor has wives that love sex.
    >
    > The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.
    >
    > The third through sixth floors have never been visited.
     
  2. Alan

    Alan Well-Known Member

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    :d :d :d :d :d :d :d :d :d :d :d :d
     
  3. Tropo

    Tropo Well-Known Member

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    Hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa
    Good one !!!!!! :D :D
     
  4. Jacque

    Jacque Team InvestEd

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    Very good :D
    But what's the matter with us gals having high standards?!!
     
  5. TakeStock

    TakeStock Well-Known Member

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    There's a difference between high standards and impossible standards!