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These people are allowed to vote!

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Tropo, 25th Jan, 2006.

  1. Tropo

    Tropo Well-Known Member

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    These people are out there!! And they are allowed to vote..........

    Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he
    put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying:
    "Free to good home. You want it, you take it". For three days the fridge sat there without evenone person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that people were tooun-trusting of this deal. It looked to good to be true, so he changed the sign to read: "Fridge for sale $50". The next day someone stole it.
    Caution! These people Vote
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    While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which
    direction was North because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking
    himup every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the North?" When my
    brother explained that the sun rises in the East, (and has for sometime),
    she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff"...
    She ALSO votes!
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    I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got a
    call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I
    told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week."
    Heresponded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call
    quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific"
    He ALSO votes!
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    My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we overheard one of the administrative assistants talking abut the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a convertible, but
    "didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving".
    She ALSO votes!
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    My friend has a life saving tool in her car. It's designed to cut through a
    seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.
    My friend ALSO votes!
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    My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were
    discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier
    multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount...
    He ALSO votes!
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    I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring
    attached to an earring by a chain, My friend said, "Wouldn't the chain rip
    out every time she turned her head?" I explained that a person's nose and
    ear remain the same distance apart no matterwhich way the head is
    turned...
    My friend ALSO votes!
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    I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the
    lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up.
    She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional
    and I was in good hands.
    "Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrived......yet?".
    SHE ALSO votes!

    To those who understand ~ No explanation is necessary
    For those who don't understand ~ No explanaton is possible
    :cool:
     
  2. BSB

    BSB Well-Known Member

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    It'd be interesting to know who they voted FOR!
     
  3. TryHard

    TryHard Well-Known Member

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    Who'd they vote for.

    A politician. Enuff said ;-)
     
  4. MichaelWhyte

    MichaelWhyte Well-Known Member

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    Dubya no doubt... ;)

    Oops sorry, showing my political allegiances... :D