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  1. Tropo

    Tropo Well-Known Member

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    Three blokes - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and an Aussie Engineer
    are all working together one day.

    They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give
    each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total" says the Genie.

    The Canadian says, "I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the
    land to be forever fertile in Canada." POOOOFF! With the blink of the
    Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.

    Osama bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around
    Afghanistan, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Jews or Australians can
    come into our precious state." POOOFF! Again, with the blink of the
    Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.

    The Aussie Engineer says, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about
    this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 5 000 feet high, 500
    feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or
    out; it's virtually impenetrable."

    The Aussie Engineer says; "Fill it with water."

    AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :p