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Today's Stockmarket Report

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  1. Tropo

    Tropo Well-Known Member

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    Today's Stockmarket Report

    Helium was up, feathers were down. Paper was stationary.

    Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading. Knives were up sharply.

    Cows steered into a bull market. Pencils lost a few points.

    Hiking equipment was trailing. Elevators rose, while escalators continued a slow decline.

    Weights were up in heavy trading. Light switches were off. Mining equipment hit rock bottom.

    Diapers remain unchanged. Shipping lines stayed at an even keel. The market for raisins dried up.

    Coca Cola fizzled. Caterpillar stock inched up a bit. Balloon prices were inflated.

    Scott Tissue touched a new bottom. And batteries exploded attempting to recharge the market.
    :p
     
  2. MJK

    MJK Well-Known Member

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    Is that a Tropo original or did you discover it?

    MJK :D
     
  3. Glebe

    Glebe Well-Known Member

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    very good troppo.
     
  4. Tropo

    Tropo Well-Known Member

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    Does it look like original :confused:
    No, I discovered it :D
    :cool:
     
  5. Tropo

    Tropo Well-Known Member

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    I am glad you like it :D
    :cool: