Join our investing community

Two Wolves

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Johny_come_lately, 25th Jul, 2009.

  1. Johny_come_lately

    Johny_come_lately Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    1st Jul, 2009
    Posts:
    703
    Location:
    SE Queensland
    A old Canadian indian is teaching his grandson about life. "A fight is going on inside me," he said to the boy.

    "It is a terrible fight and it is between two wolves. One is Greed - he is anger, arrogance, lies, false pride, superiority and ego."

    "The other is Fear - He is envy, sorrow, regret, self-pity, guilt and inferiority."

    "That same fight is going on inside you - and inside every other person, too."

    The grandson thought about it for a minute, and then asked his grandfather which wolf would win.

    The old indian simply replied, "The one you feed."




    J.
     
    Last edited by a moderator: 25th Jul, 2009
  2. ashwright

    ashwright Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    30th Nov, 2007
    Posts:
    116
    Location:
    Brisbane, Qld
    I think a better one [question], is which do you want to feed?
     
  3. Johny_come_lately

    Johny_come_lately Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    1st Jul, 2009
    Posts:
    703
    Location:
    SE Queensland
    Market Bear

    Two indians from the Sitting Bull tribe had just set up camp. They had put their tent next to a small stream fed by the Canadian Rockies.

    Their dinner was rudely interupted by the growl of a brown market bear. The older indian yelled, "What shall we do?" as the bear moved closer.

    The younger indian started putting on his shoes. "You'll never outrun a Bear", said the older indian. "I don't need to outrun a Bear. I just need to out run you!", the younger indian replied.




    J.
     
  4. Johny_come_lately

    Johny_come_lately Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    1st Jul, 2009
    Posts:
    703
    Location:
    SE Queensland
    Two old men.

    Two old men were sitting on a park bench. One turns to the other,

    My wife said "Watcha doin today?"

    I said "Nothing"

    She said, "You did that yesterday"

    I said "I wasn't finished!"




    J.
     
  5. Johny_come_lately

    Johny_come_lately Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    1st Jul, 2009
    Posts:
    703
    Location:
    SE Queensland
    Caught Out.

    A young lady and her lover were in the throws of passion, inside a park car. Unfortunately the man, whilst on top, suffered a slipped disc. Locked in place the lady alerted joggers by hitting the horn with her foot. The police arrived but they didn't kow what to do. The fire brigade was called and they cut the car's roof off, freeing the two occupants. The lady said to the police, "My husband is going to kill me, when he finds out about his car!"





    J.
     
    Last edited by a moderator: 17th Nov, 2010
  6. Alex Barton

    Alex Barton Member

    Joined:
    28th Oct, 2010
    Posts:
    6
    Location:
    NSW
    Many a true word was said in jest. :D