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Water vs. Alcohol

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Tropo, 11th May, 2006.

  1. Tropo

    Tropo Well-Known Member

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    Water vs. Alcohol

    It has been scientifically proven that if we drink one
    liter of water each day, at the end of the year we
    would have absorbed more than one kilo of Escherichia
    Coli Bacteria found in water that contains feces.

    In other words, we are consuming one kilo of s***.
    However, we do not run that risk when drinking rum,
    gin, whiskey, beer, wine or other liquors because
    alcohol has to go through a distillation process
    of boiling, filtering and fermentation.

    It is my duty to communicate to all of you people who
    are drinking water, to stop doing so. It has been
    scientifically proven that it is unhealthy and bad for
    you.

    THEREFORE - It is better to drink alcohol and talk
    s*** than to drink water and be full of it !!
    :p
     
  2. Rolf Latham

    Rolf Latham Well-Known Member

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    Hi Tropo

    Get a water filter :)

    That will mean one talks less ...........

    ta
    rolf
     
  3. TryHard

    TryHard Well-Known Member

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    I doubt I would have got my missus to say yes to my marriage proposal if I had plied her with 3 litres of sparkling filtered water. Every liquid has its place ;-)
     
  4. Tropo

    Tropo Well-Known Member

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    "Every liquid has its place ;-)"

    Agreed ! :D + :D = 2 :D